It is with sincere apologies to Mr. David V. Funk that The Grapevine is forced to redact it's previous claim of him being a pee-pants. Erroneous and misleading information was given to The Grapevine by an unnamed source. Further investigating has revealed that the true culprit is none other than Mr. Larry Wayne "Chipper" St. John the Baptist Jones, Jr. of the Atlanta Braves. According to a visiting team clubhouse attendant in Citizen's Bank Park, who wishes to remain anonymous, Jones stormed into the clubhouse after the final game of the Brave's regular season, and season in general, a 4-3 loss at the hands of the dominating Philadelphia Phillies. Statements from Jones were sometimes hard to interpret as his constant flow of tears made him resemble more of a 10-year old girl who's doll's head has been ripped off than the major league baseball player that he is (barely). Quotes from Jones included "Now people will never stop calling me the "Rudy of baseball" now", and "I miss Cox sic". It is thought that this was in reference to long time Braves manager Bobby Cox however since Jones is a well known homosexual it is entirely possible that he was referencing male reproductive organs.
Note: There is speculation that Jones did not pee himself but was in fact doused by the entire Phillies' starting rotation's bladders in a final dominating act by the four aces.
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